Eternals (2021)
I find myself missing Inhumans, and that’s not good.
I find myself missing Inhumans, and that’s not good.
A wicked witch isn’t so much fun when she’s no longer the underdog.
Maleficent has Angelina Jolie and… well, not much else.
This one could use a heroine who looks like she can actually swing a punch, but it’s still very cool and fun.
My, my, that artificial hot body really took the years off Ray Winstone!
This is the movie that started the banging – ahem – but it doesn’t really rock the house much, all things considered.
This is a gorgeous but rather hollow movie. Quite a waste, sadly.
Why is this movie so dull?
Yeah, I don’t think this franchise is going to happen.
Edward Burns continues to flail in his efforts to be Hollywood’s ultimate leading man.