Texas Chainsaw Massacre (2022)
Is this, what, the 200th remake or reboot or sequel in the last 20 years alone? Can we just let this franchise die?
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Thor: The Dark World (2013)
The sequel is – wait for it – not as good as the original. Color me astounded.
The Sorcerer’s Apprentice (2010)
I didn’t realize how irritating Jay Baruchel’s mug is until now.
Frank Herbert’s Children of Dune (2003)
This one falls into the same trap that caught many adaptations: it’s too slavishly faithful in all the wrong ways to the source material.
Reign of Fire (2002)
It has dragons, Christian Bale, and… dragons! Ooh.