How to Rescue a Baroness by Will Forrest
This one is too technically accomplished to get a lower score, but I am side-eyeing the heroine hard.
This one is too technically accomplished to get a lower score, but I am side-eyeing the heroine hard.
Intriguing premise, completely botched execution.
Guy Pearce as a hot priest? Sold!
There is probably an intense story in here somewhere, buried under the robotic writing style.
The hottest thing here is the hero drooling over another man’s pee-pee. Wait, what?
It’s hard to find a story romantic when the heroine is made out to be such a failure of a human being.
Sadly, this time around it’s not worth a call.
I can’t see why the Frogman doesn’t want to be found in this over-hyped, under-tuned film.
Pious virginal women, don’t ever emigrate to Italy!
Ugh, I hate tiresome, whiny twunks.