Play Dead (2022)
Wow, Jerry O’Conell can play a really scary psycho!
Spicy Love by Dee James
Oh, the pain of being pursued by a hot and wealthy bloke that is also a divine cook. How can the heroine survive such a torment?
Dracula III: Legacy (2005)
Oh my god, they have a cool main character, and proceed to ruin everything with imbeciles running wild everywhere.
Dracula II: Ascension (2003)
Ooh, a rather obscure sequel to a movie not many people watched…
Madame Web (2024)
Watching cape crap these days is like having the front seat as Rome burns.
A Patridge in His Family Tree by Joanne Austen Brown
The only vaguely interesting thing here is the title.
Morbius (2022)
With all those memes about this thing, I was expecting something so bad that it’s awesome. I was wrong.
Late Night With the Devil (2023)
This is why you don’t do demonic woo-woo on live TV.
Because I Need You by Drew Duncan
Hot, loaded, toxic POS. Guess the hero is too gay for the Modern line?
Cheesy Love by Dee James
Bet you can’t tell from the cover that the story is set in India.
