True Believer (1986)
While investigating a haunted monastery, let’s play touchy-feely with the spooky nun. Genius.
The Cursed (2021)
This werewolf flick is gorgeous but toothless.
Wanton by Carole Mortimer
That one extra oogie is for the hilarious spanking scene.
Scream (2022)
Oh god, why won’t they let this franchise die?
The Curse (1986)
Take a sip each time Harry Hamlin shows some skin, and you’ll die a happy person.
Slaves of the Abyss by Paul Mason and Steve Williams
Well, here’s the final remaining Fighting Fantasy gamebook, finally reviewed!
Dead Man’s Curve (1986)
Hey, it’s that guy from Sixteen Candles! No, the other guy, the hot one that nobody remembers.
O.D. Feelin’ (1986)
Holy crap, they compressed every ridiculous thing about the 1980s into this episode, and it’s awesome.
Ghostwriter (1986)
Hey, it’s Willem Dafoe when he’s still young! And still creepy.
Man’s Best Friend (1985)
Oh no, the killer dog is so cute! I can’t resist.
