Prey (2021)
The real prey are the poor souls that watch this thing.
Let Us Prey (2014)
The intriguing premise is wasted because this movie doesn’t know what it wants to be.
The Wager by Carole Mortimer
If the hero and his four friends do a Voltron, he’d be the arse.
Lord of the Dance by Rebecca Hartt
Thank God that He sends people to try to stick it to the heroine, so that she learns that she should love the hero like He wants her to!
Covet by Felicity Heaton
I covet more than what this one has to offer.
Minister Q by Charles Harvey
Will you get down on your knees before the minister on the cover?
Hypnotic (2021)
Maybe hypnosis can make me believe that this is an awesome film.
Sacred by Lesli Richardson
These political folks are obsessed with sleeping with people that aren’t their longtime partners. Who voted them in again?
Jurassic World Dominion (2022)
Unlike the dinosaurs, this franchise refuses to die.
Ravished by Amanda Quick
Sadly, this widely-acclaimed offering from Amanda Quick is also when the magic starts to fizzle for me.
