Four by One Direction
Why do these brats make growing up sound even more boring than it already is?
Category:Music Reviews
Queen of the Clouds by Tove Lo
She sleeps with daddies from the playground and gets depressed at sex clubs. Tove Lo, ladies and gentlemen.
1989 by Taylor Swift
Taylor Swift finally embraces pop in what is most likely her most calculated album ever.
Undressed by Kim Cesarion
He wants to cover every inch of my body with his autograph. I hope he dots every i carefully. Wait, did I say that out loud?
Nick Jonas by Nick Jonas
Oh no, this is a new album from Ne-Yo, and nobody – NOBODY – is going to tell me otherwise.
Voce—Beautiful Songs by Sarah Brightman
Any fan of Sarah Brightman has probably heard most of the songs here, so there’s no need to bother. Unless you like Done a lot, that is.
Roulette by Blue
Another washed-up boyband trying to come back. Can’t blame them, but they could put more effort into it.
Rebirth by BrunuhVille
Bored of the music in your fantasy video games? Here’s a pack of replacement tunes!
MKTO by MKTO
How cute, it’s LFO. Wait, these guys are called MKTO instead. Let’s hope they last longer than those fair-weather beach bums.
My Head Is an Animal by Of Monsters and Men
No surprise that Of Monsters and Men are from Iceland. Only a band from that weird continent called Europe could come up with something this quirky.
