Alex Cross (2012)
This one is so stupefying dull, it’s amazing how one manages to stay awake to the end.
Category:Film Reviews
Black Sheep (2006)
Man-eating sheep are coming to kill everyone in New Zealand. How adorable.
Undisputed III: Redemption (2010)
Fight, fight, fiiiiiiight!
Resident Evil: Retribution (2012)
Seems like they have run out of ideas and money…
Total Recall (2012)
Alright, who are the morons that asked for this thing to be made? WHO?
The Amazing Spider-Man (2012)
Yes, we’re beating a dead horse here, but ooh, the feels and the chemistry.
El Gringo (2012)
Ooh, a no-nonsense throwdown gunfight movie! Only, it could be better.
Piranha 3DD (2012)
This pointless sequels up the nonsensical factor and downgrades itself in the process.
Men in Black 3 (2012)
Maybe it’s the lowered expectations, but this one is a pretty pleasant kind of fun.
The Avengers (2012)
Here’s Iron Man, his bromance buddy Steve, Hulk, that token chick, and… some people.
