Frozen (2013)
Cartoon of the century! Feminist films for future social justice warriors!
Category:Film Reviews
Hercules (2014)
Yes, it’s Hercules. This is, simply put, one of the most enjoyable average flicks I’ve come across in a while.
Dawn of the Planet of the Apes (2014)
Out come the apes wielding machine guns and going kung-fu banzai on everyone’s asses, and everything begins to feel truly special.
Stage Fright (2014)
A musical slasher flick? Yes please. This particular musical slasher flick? No, thanks – I’d rather not.
Burning Blue (2013)
How nice, the director does his best to make sure that I don’t care even a little about these people and their story.
The Fault in Our Stars (2014)
The clarity of the messages in the book comes through despite the script laboring to pass off John Green as Nicholas Sparks.
Deliver Us from Evil (2014)
Well, at least it’s better than any of M Night Shyamalan’s last twenty outputs.
Transformers: Age of Extinction (2014)
Worst movie ever of 2014. Really.
How to Train Your Dragon 2 (2014)
Even in fantasy Viking-wannabe lands, there is no getting away from whiny self-absorbed teens with first world problems.
Maleficent (2014)
Maleficent has Angelina Jolie and… well, not much else.