Notre Paradis (2011)
Like pretty much all French movies, you’d be watching this one for the naked people.
Like pretty much all French movies, you’d be watching this one for the naked people.
This is Star Trek on steroids. I can hear the fans of the older shows baying for blood…
Don’t laugh, but compared to the drek that came before it, this one is actually a blast to watch.
No, really, don’t waste your time on this crap.
This is one sodden mess of a movie that doesn’t seem to know how to tell me a coherent story.
It’s a cliché, but true in this context: watch the original, or listen to the soundtrack – both are much better than this movie adaptation.
This is almost a great movie. Sure it has zombies, but it also has heart and soul.
A shark movie that puts me to sleep. How nice.
Oh look at all the washed-up has-beens in one movie!
Now this is an interesting, if flawed, vampire movie.