Category:Film Reviews

1313: Cougar Cult (2012)

How could a movie about hot boys molesting themselves can be this wretched and putrid? Epic fail all around.

Come savor the best Japan cinema has to offer: disembowelment, gore, vagina-to-mouth skewer attacks and more.

Yes, it’s really called Killer Mermaid, and yes, there is one here. It’s better than it should be, but not good enough.

Self Storage is probably one of Eric Roberts’s worst movies ever. Think about that. Then again, let’s not.

Two newlyweds walk in the woods… you can probably guess the rest, but that’s okay. The lead actor would distract you with his nudity.

Overly hyped as the best horror movie of all time, The Conjuring turns out to be a polished rehash of every past haunted house flick.

Of all the vampires in movies, the dude in Dracula Untold may be the most tragic pushover of them all.

Denzel Washington brings on his most piercing glare and scowl to The Equalizer. The impressive body count, alas, includes the plot as well.

This one won’t blow anyone’s mind or change the world, but it does its job well.

This could have been most gory and scary, but it ends up being most limpid.