Killer Mermaid (2014)
Yes, it’s really called Killer Mermaid, and yes, there is one here. It’s better than it should be, but not good enough.
Category:Film Reviews
Self Storage (2013)
Self Storage is probably one of Eric Roberts’s worst movies ever. Think about that. Then again, let’s not.
Honeymoon (2014)
Two newlyweds walk in the woods… you can probably guess the rest, but that’s okay. The lead actor would distract you with his nudity.
The Conjuring (2013)
Overly hyped as the best horror movie of all time, The Conjuring turns out to be a polished rehash of every past haunted house flick.
Dracula Untold (2014)
Of all the vampires in movies, the dude in Dracula Untold may be the most tragic pushover of them all.
The Equalizer (2014)
Denzel Washington brings on his most piercing glare and scowl to The Equalizer. The impressive body count, alas, includes the plot as well.
A Walk Among the Tombstones (2014)
This one won’t blow anyone’s mind or change the world, but it does its job well.
The Maze Runner (2014)
This could have been most gory and scary, but it ends up being most limpid.
The Giver (2014)
In many ways, the movie version of The Giver is missing the more elegant nuances of the book.
Lucy (2014)
Is this movie a way to pay off the director’s drug dealers while secretly Morse-coding all of us to intervene?
