Chappie (2015)
This one has more in common with that film about an abused horse valiantly enduring, only more smug and pretentious.
Category:Film Reviews
Truth or Die (2012)
Someone in England thought it’d be great to combine Saw with a bunch of teens in the woods. Horrible.
Sinister (2012)
Come scream at people taking ten hours to cross the kitchen and other scary stuff.
Way of the Wicked (2014)
Is an Antichrist killing all the bullies in town? If yes, shouldn’t he be… the good guy?
Jupiter Ascending (2015)
No, it’s not even close to being The Matrix. There are better things to watch, surely.
Kingsman: The Secret Service (2015)
This movie needs to be ten times more absurd and offensive than it actually is.
Geron (2013)
This is a love story between a young man and an 81-year old man. The problem? Not enough passion.
The Guest (2014)
That dude from Downton Abbey is now a homicidal maniac. How does that work, exactly?
Ragin’ Cajun Redneck Gators (2013)
Mutant crocodiles are eating the rednecks of Louisiana one by one! Well, I suppose this is an awful thing.
Farm House (2008)
Oh look, another morality tale about never trusting creepy people who live in isolated farm houses.
