A Walk Among the Tombstones (2014)
This one won’t blow anyone’s mind or change the world, but it does its job well.
Category:Film Reviews
The Maze Runner (2014)
This could have been most gory and scary, but it ends up being most limpid.
The Giver (2014)
In many ways, the movie version of The Giver is missing the more elegant nuances of the book.
Lucy (2014)
Is this movie a way to pay off the director’s drug dealers while secretly Morse-coding all of us to intervene?
Tekken: Kazuya’s Revenge (2014)
Video game adaptations tend to be awful, and this low-budget thing with a D-grade cast is bound to be bad, right? Of course it is.
Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles (2014)
This movie is a reboot, completely ruined by that brain damaged bimbo who is responsible for every single mess in this movie.
Into the Storm (2014)
Two hundred tornadoes hit a town all at the same time (or so it seems), things get blown up, inconsequential characters die. Business as usual.
Guardians of the Galaxy (2014)
This Marvel adaptation is the one I have been looking forward to the most, so of course it has to disappoint me the most too.
Frozen (2013)
Cartoon of the century! Feminist films for future social justice warriors!
Hercules (2014)
Yes, it’s Hercules. This is, simply put, one of the most enjoyable average flicks I’ve come across in a while.
