Category:Film Reviews

Avengers: Age of Ultron (2015)

Joss Whedon once again proves that he’s overrated when it comes to his ability as a writer and director.

Stripper zombie women vs four people. Now that’s a party.

The hottest guy is supposed to be the loser nobody likes in this derivative flick. Okay.

So much male full frontal nudity, so many explicit scenes, and yet, so little joy to be had.

Rest in peace, Paul Walker. You beautiful, beautiful man. This movie, on the other hand…

The gang is doing it for family. Family, family, family. Thank god there are still explosions.

Now this is what a movie with Vin Diesel, Paul Walker, and the Rock should be: so fun, it’s almost illegal.

Well, well, the hot boys are back. After that aberration set in Tokyo, this one speeds things back on track.

Older guy picks up a teenager and offers some money in exchange for sex. Really, what is the worst that can happen?

Yes, this is a movie in which Osama bin Laden is a zombie that has to be killed. Really!