Category:Film Reviews

Resident Evil: The Final Chapter (2016)

Bye forever, Alice! I was so ready to say goodbye for a while now, anyway.

There is only enough material here to keep me interested for, oh, 30 minutes. Everything after is just boredom in action.

No happy hour here – this low budget monster flick is not terrible, but it is not good either.

I really want to like this one more. It’s one of those things that make you feel smart just by watching it.

This is a very sweet love story set in space… provided one can accept the premise and how the movie tackles this premise.

This is exactly what is advertised on the box: a big, dumb, fun movie. Just sit back. enjoy, and try not to think too hard about it.

Ass’s assing crap, more like.

If only they have cared to make a proper, coherent movie instead of just banking on the Star Wars brand to make money, sigh.

What a turd. Maybe the whole franchise is a meta statement on how they have taken everyone for a ride?

And we all leave the show bored out of our wits.