Trash Fire (2016)
The only thing “horror” about this waste of time is the fact that it tries to pass itself off as one.
Category:Film Reviews
Disaster Movie (2008)
The title is accurate. Stay the hell far, far away from this thing.
Doctor Strange (2016)
Naturally, the movie based on one of my favorite superheroes ever has to be one of the worst entries into the Marvel movie-verse.
Rise of the Zombies (2012)
This movie is a complete humiliation of everyone involved in it. Nobody escapes with their dignity intact.
You and I (2014)
Hot boys, occasional flashes of nudity, homoerotic moments, and… and… uh, where was I?
The Accountant (2016)
We must understand that people with autism can also be deadly killing machines and sociopaths. How’s this for affirmative action?
The Girl on the Train (2016)
For a suspense mystery thingy, this one is pretty bad at concealing its twists. Still, the cast tries its best.
Deepwater Horizon (2016)
If you need more reasons to hate BP, watch this disaster flick. It’s based on a true story as well as Hallmark tropes.
Miss Peregrine’s Home for Peculiar Children (2016)
This is a pretty but soulless movie featuring the usual blank slate male lead being everyone’s information dumpster.
The Magnificent Seven (2016)
It’s best to watch this one with expectations set at an all-time low, as it is just another loud, dumb remake.
