Category:Film Reviews

Passengers (2016)

This is a very sweet love story set in space… provided one can accept the premise and how the movie tackles this premise.

This is exactly what is advertised on the box: a big, dumb, fun movie. Just sit back. enjoy, and try not to think too hard about it.

Ass’s assing crap, more like.

If only they have cared to make a proper, coherent movie instead of just banking on the Star Wars brand to make money, sigh.

What a turd. Maybe the whole franchise is a meta statement on how they have taken everyone for a ride?

And we all leave the show bored out of our wits.

The fate of the vampires rests on Selene’s incompetent shoulders. Oh god, they are all so screwed.

JK Rowling’s “I wrote the script myself!” Pokemon GO movie is… uneven. Eddie Redmayne is frightfully gorgeous, though.

Good cast, interesting premise, but the script and the execution are on the ho-hum side.

The satirical messages can be hard hitting, but the movie itself is a bit of a pretentious miss. Maybe the book is better.