Assassin’s Creed (2016)
Ass’s assing crap, more like.
Category:Film Reviews
Rogue One: A Star Wars Story (2016)
If only they have cared to make a proper, coherent movie instead of just banking on the Star Wars brand to make money, sigh.
Feast III: The Happy Finish (2009)
What a turd. Maybe the whole franchise is a meta statement on how they have taken everyone for a ride?
Naked as We Came (2013)
And we all leave the show bored out of our wits.
Underworld: Blood Wars (2016)
The fate of the vampires rests on Selene’s incompetent shoulders. Oh god, they are all so screwed.
Fantastic Beasts and Where to Find Them (2016)
JK Rowling’s “I wrote the script myself!” Pokemon GO movie is… uneven. Eddie Redmayne is frightfully gorgeous, though.
The Girl with All the Gifts (2016)
Good cast, interesting premise, but the script and the execution are on the ho-hum side.
Billy Lynn’s Long Halftime Walk (2016)
The satirical messages can be hard hitting, but the movie itself is a bit of a pretentious miss. Maybe the book is better.
Broken Vows (2016)
The people behind this movie must have confused “thriller” with “sleeping pill”.
The Final Girls (2015)
This one may be marketed as a comedic parody of a slasher film, but watch out for some of the hardest-hitting feels coming your way.
