Category:Film Reviews

The Mummy (2017)

Oh god, this one is excruciating. Please bring back Brendan Fraser and Rachel Weisz.

This has nothing to do with those cute murderous critters from those 1980s movies – this one has more in common with a heart attack.

Ladies and gentlemen, DC has arrived. Bow before your queen.

This movie is like a zombie, because watching it is akin to having it rip the brain out of my skull.

Ah, classic Argentinian softporn, er, arthouse – many hot guys, ample nudity, a sweet love story between two guys, but meager payoff.

No amount of gimmicks can hide the fact that this is a generic coming-of-age teen movie.

What worked in small screen ends up being teeth-gritting material on the big screen.

This is a clunky but entertaining kind of ridiculous fare. It’s not bad at all, but it could also be better.

Is it just me or are the humans getting dumber with each new Alien movie?

Way to go in crapping on the Alien franchise with this badly-strung tale of space idiocy.