Thirst (2015)
No happy hour here – this low budget monster flick is not terrible, but it is not good either.
Category:Film Reviews
Arrival (2016)
I really want to like this one more. It’s one of those things that make you feel smart just by watching it.
Passengers (2016)
This is a very sweet love story set in space… provided one can accept the premise and how the movie tackles this premise.
The Great Wall (2016)
This is exactly what is advertised on the box: a big, dumb, fun movie. Just sit back. enjoy, and try not to think too hard about it.
Assassin’s Creed (2016)
Ass’s assing crap, more like.
Rogue One: A Star Wars Story (2016)
If only they have cared to make a proper, coherent movie instead of just banking on the Star Wars brand to make money, sigh.
Feast III: The Happy Finish (2009)
What a turd. Maybe the whole franchise is a meta statement on how they have taken everyone for a ride?
Naked as We Came (2013)
And we all leave the show bored out of our wits.
Underworld: Blood Wars (2016)
The fate of the vampires rests on Selene’s incompetent shoulders. Oh god, they are all so screwed.
Fantastic Beasts and Where to Find Them (2016)
JK Rowling’s “I wrote the script myself!” Pokemon GO movie is… uneven. Eddie Redmayne is frightfully gorgeous, though.
