Murder on the Orient Express (2017)
How adorable – Kenneth Branagh directs a movie that allows him to mug and hog screen time at the expense of everyone else.
Category:Film Reviews
Shot Caller (2017)
This is a prison movie, but no, not much male nudity or bending over to pick up the soap here. Don’t get too excited, perverts.
Best Man Down (2012)
What could have been a heartwarming drama is sacrificed for cheap laughs. I have no words.
Justice League (2017)
This is quite the ride, although the plot is dumb and the villain is meh. DC is Marvel now, fam!
24 Hours to Live (2017)
Travis Conrad and John Wick bromance… when?
Only the Brave (2017)
It is such a tragedy when hot guys get barbecued in a bonfire. What, too soon?
Man-Thing (2005)
Back in the old days, Marvel movies can be quite… a thing.
Thor: Ragnarok (2017)
Either someone in Marvel Studios has a hate-on for Chris Hemsworth, or those Marvel folks have lost their damned plot.
Happy Death Day (2017)
While this one is technically a slasher movie, it manages to be a teen romance, a coming of age tale, and then some. Really!
Geostorm (2017)
Poor Gerard Butler is reduced to this. Oh dear.
