Category:Film Reviews

Molly’s Game (2017)

I am still trying to figure out why this story needs to be told.

Really, it’s better to poke pins in your own scalp than to sit through even a second of this horrendously cheap and painfully put together flick.

If a scaly merman is the man of your dreams, this romantic fantasy will fill you to your gills.

Finally, this incompetently done trilogy limps to a laughably bad end.

Watch this for the obscenely beautiful naked men, and blink as they prance like unicorns and dolphins.

They wasted almost seventy million dollars just to make this confused garble of a movie? Should have just bankrolled a Netflix show.

Thank god for the USA, or the rest of the world will never get out of the Dark Ages!

Don’t think, or nothing much makes sense in this hot mess. Just look at Liam Neeson, and forget everything else.

Here is the surely the winner of the Never Thought It’d Actually be Good movie award.

Who cares about Star Wars when you can watch this baby. And you should. This is solid fun stuff!