Winchester (2018)
JUMP SCARE! JUMP SCARE! JUMP SCARE! JUMP SCARE! Everyone having fun yet? JUMP SCARE! JUMP SCARE! JUMP SCARE!
Category:Film Reviews
Black Panther (2018)
Black Panther and Agent Bilbo versus Gollum and Hotter Black Panther V2 in a movie that reminds me why Marvel movies can be the bomb.
Operation Christmas (2016)
Shocking Hallmark movie exposes a terrible truth: US Army Ranger wives are a cult from which no one ever leaves alive.
Seance: The Summoning (2011)
Nothing much to see here, just annoying people running around like headless chicken.
Molly’s Game (2017)
I am still trying to figure out why this story needs to be told.
Hellraiser: Judgment (2018)
Really, it’s better to poke pins in your own scalp than to sit through even a second of this horrendously cheap and painfully put together flick.
The Shape of Water (2017)
If a scaly merman is the man of your dreams, this romantic fantasy will fill you to your gills.
Maze Runner: The Death Cure (2018)
Finally, this incompetently done trilogy limps to a laughably bad end.
Amphetamine (2010)
Watch this for the obscenely beautiful naked men, and blink as they prance like unicorns and dolphins.
Downsizing (2017)
They wasted almost seventy million dollars just to make this confused garble of a movie? Should have just bankrolled a Netflix show.