Dark Phoenix (2019)
This is the Syfy equivalent of a superhero movie. How embarrassing for everyone involved in this thing.
Category:Film Reviews
Leprechaun Returns (2018)
When in doubt, go the comedy route, I guess.
Godzilla: King of the Monsters (2019)
Everything explodes and gets destroyed here, including my brain, and it’s glorious.
Jayson Bend: Queen and Country (2013)
Someone forgot to add in the comedy into this “comedy”.
Psycho Stripper (2019)
The title is the only good thing this turd has going for it.
Aladdin (2019)
If there is anything good to be had from these pointless live action remakes, it’s that they are casting sexy men as the bad guys.
The Jurassic Games (2018)
Dinosaurs, reality TV, and plenty of low budget cringe to go around.
The Last Straight Man (2014)
Two men take one day out of a year to indulge in man-on-man-loving. What can go wrong?
Life Like (2019)
Why is it so hard to enjoy the services of a hunky domestic robot helper? These people are hopeless.
John Wick: Chapter 3 – Parabellum (2019)
Guns, knives, action! People, this is the biggest Fortnite season you have all been waiting for.
