Jurassic World Rebirth (2025)
The dinosaurs won’t die, and neither will this franchise, sigh.
Category:Film Reviews
Two Evil Eyes (1990)
Two horror legends phone in while Harvey Keitel makes it weirdly hot.
Careful What You Wish For (2015)
A Jonas Brother, some beige sex, and a plot you can predict while asleep.
Final Destination Bloodlines (2025)
Death’s back, baby, and he’s still running on autopilot.
Gladiator II (2024)
We are not entertained. Sod off.
Body Chemistry (1990)
This should come with a warning label: “May Cause Uncontrollable Laughter”.
Thunderbolts* (2025)
The Not-Avengers assemble, for some reason.
The Piper (2023)
This movie has everything except a good script.
Flight (2012)
Bless this movie for making addiction seem like a cute plot device.
Red Eye (2005)
A cunning and charismatic terrorist is foiled by a wildly emotional and indecisive dingbat. Sad.