No One Will Save You (2023)
This is one of the most entertaining scary-funny alien invasion movies I’ve seen in a while.
This is one of the most entertaining scary-funny alien invasion movies I’ve seen in a while.
Oh, this is like a Cthulhu unicorn! Do you know how rare is it to find a halfway decent, much less good, cosmic horror film?
We should put Ed Skrein in a white shirt and suit every day of the year. Pants optional, preferably sans.
Oh, the awful things that happen when people try to be more clever than they are.
This is far better than the sequel, but it’s still not good enough.
Don’t watch this thing unless you like to see ugly naked people.
The story of how the Rock killed DCEU is more interesting than this generic cape shlock.
Here’s another Dracula movie that doesn’t do much to make things less predictable.
Neil Marshall tries, but the result is a dime store rehash of Dog Soldiers meets The Descent.
Another haunted house movie with annoying kids and a skeptical hubby. Yay!