The Jackal (1997)
Go watch or read the original The Day of the Jackal, and skip this blundering remake.
Category:Film Reviews
The Mortuary Collection (2019)
Oh nice, it’s been awhile since I watched a solid horror anthology movie.
Dirty Dancing (2017)
Why cast people that can’t dance or act in a romantic musical?
Aterrados (2017)
Even Argentina can’t escape the threat of jump scares and slow camera pans in the dark.
Red Riding Hood (2011)
What’s better than Twilight? Twilight, with a bad werewolf!
Snatchers (2019)
Losing one’s virginity and ending up pregnant with murderous bug aliens. Talk about horrible first times.
Polaroid (2019)
Shadows! Jump scares! Boo! Jump scares! Shadows! Zzzzzz…
Two Heads Creek (2019)
This is a textbook example of how not to do political satire and horror comedy.
Cute Little Buggers (2017)
Intriguing title aside, this one is such a dreary and unfunny movie.
Antebellum (2020)
Think of it simply as a big, dumb movie and nobody will be disappointed.