
Hoax (2019)
There is a homicidal Bigfoot here, but the real killer is the stinging boredom from sitting through this thing.

There is a homicidal Bigfoot here, but the real killer is the stinging boredom from sitting through this thing.
See? This is why you don’t entertain weird calls from strangers.
The boredom inflicted by this movie is likely more fatal than the alien’s assault in this thing.
If a sophomore slump can be applied to a movie franchise, then this one is more of a sophomore crash.
I’d rather be on the Titanic.
This is one of Rutger Hauer’s last legacies to us? Oh, the shame of it all.
This is a bad movie by itself, but it’s also a solid adaptation of a bad manga.
Here’s another dud to add into Cam Gigandet’s CV. That guy really needs a better agent.
Go watch or read the original The Day of the Jackal, and skip this blundering remake.
Oh nice, it’s been awhile since I watched a solid horror anthology movie.