The Matrix Resurrections (2021)
After the dire last two sequels, someone actually wanted another sequel? Who asked for this?
Category:Film Reviews
Resident Evil: Welcome to Raccoon City (2021)
Welcome to the boot, more like.
Spider-Man: No Way Home (2021)
They say don’t spoil this movie, so you know what? I will!
Venom: Let There Be Carnage (2021)
Nope, still no signs of intelligent life in this movie.
There’s Someone Inside Your House (2021)
Is it possible to die of cringe overdose? Watching this, I almost believe it is.
Retreat to Paradise (2020)
Someone actually watched this thing during post-production and said, “Yeah, this will work.” Imagine that.
Entropic (2019)
The only thing this one does right is to get the hot guy to be as naked as possible, for as long as can be.
A Predator’s Obsession (2020)
The best thing about this one is the cute kid that plays the psycho.
Rabid (2019)
Well, the guys are hot, so… yay?
Kadaver (2020)
A desperate apocalypse is the perfect time to virtue signal.