Category:Film Reviews

The Block Island Sound (2020)

Block Island is real, and this movie is telling everyone to stay away from there, ooh.

This movie must be made either for a paycheck or for money laundering.

You know, Hugh Jackman really needs a better agent. The Wolverine shekels can’t last forever.

It’s sad when the previous movie adaptations of this franchise fare so much better in comparison to this soulless bore of a flick.

Neill Blomkamp’s triumphant return is a terrific sleeping aid. Even the jump scares fail to keep one awake.

Body horror financed entirely in Russian currency, for better or worse. Mostly worse.

This is why you don’t buy spider eggs to show off in your house.

Wealthy people have issues too, guys. Feel sorry for them, okay?

Crap movie, but oh my oh, that magical rear end on display. Now that’s what I call a legacy!

Ooh, another American going to Europe to find a hot local to shag. Oh, with some lame horror stuff thrown in.