The Boy (2015)
This is how kiddie psychos are made. He’s surrounded by cartoon villains.
Category:Film Reviews
Grand école (2004)
Well, Teddypig appreciates the bared pretty man-flesh and the long, dangling… ahem. So that’s good, right?
Khepri Cockroach Tide (2020)
In a time when killer robot cockroaches are coming to kill us all, female humans are the true threat to humanity.
Red Dirt (2000)
It’s a gay film with straight sex scenes, bewildering Southern accents, and very little gay element. Teddypig’s mood: gaybaited.
Love Is the Devil: Study for a Portrait of Francis Bacon (1998)
Oh boy! Flabby pale gay guys having drunken sex!
Zombie Night (2013)
The stupidity of mankind will wipe out humanity long before the zombies could do their thing.
Porno (2019)
Don’t expect a sexploitation flick. The movie poster art is the best thing about this dud.
F.E.A.R. (2021)
The greatest threat during a zombie pandemic is the stupidity of humans.
Maurice (1987)
Teddypig really doesn’t buy the idea that a bloke will willingly commit to a sex-free long-term relationship.
Army of the Dead (2021)
The horrid, unlikable female character in a horror movie that becomes a huge liability and ruins everything… yup, that thing strikes again.
