Category:Film Reviews

Slaxx (2020)

It’s like these people haven’t the foggiest idea what to do with the movie after coming up with the man-eating jeans premise.

Oh look, here’s a cute toy that kills people. Another reason to set fire on your kid’s Elmo right away.

This is a fine example of a horror film made by someone that clearly doesn’t understand or care for the genre.

Disconnect. Don’t pick up, Better still, just cut off the service altogether!

Block Island is real, and this movie is telling everyone to stay away from there, ooh.

This movie must be made either for a paycheck or for money laundering.

You know, Hugh Jackman really needs a better agent. The Wolverine shekels can’t last forever.

It’s sad when the previous movie adaptations of this franchise fare so much better in comparison to this soulless bore of a flick.

Neill Blomkamp’s triumphant return is a terrific sleeping aid. Even the jump scares fail to keep one awake.

Body horror financed entirely in Russian currency, for better or worse. Mostly worse.