Black Widow (2021)
Plot twist: Black Widow is actually a Doll, and she’s finally going to take down M Bison!
Category:Film Reviews
En la Gama de los Grises (2015)
Come for the pee-pees, fast forward to the pee-pees.
Too Late (2021)
What’s a horror comedy if it’s neither horrific nor comedic?
False Positive (2021)
Who knew that fertility centers are a scary place!
A Quiet Place Part II (2021)
My god, why isn’t that horrid daughter killed off yet?
As the Village Sleeps (2021)
Why would anyone make this thing… and worse, unleash it to the unsuspecting public?
The Perfection (2018)
Why go to an expensive music school when it’s safer to just start your own band?
Code Name: Wolverine (1996)
I think I see the shape of Antonio Sabato Jr’s penis… oh wait, I saw the whole thing on display already in another movie. Next!
Clouds (2020)
This movie suffers from Stage IV meh-lanoma and oh-so-blah-coma.
Gone, but Not Forgotten (2003)
Teddypig’s mood: forget this.
