Artik (2019)
Oh, the cringe, the cringe, and the edgy paper cuts it inflicts on my heart.
Category:Film Reviews
Scare Package (2020)
Not much scares, just plenty of enjoyable poking fun at common horror tropes.
All the Creatures Were Stirring (2019)
Nothing’s stirring on my end, I’m afraid.
Hunter’s Moon (2020)
Come watch as Thomas Jane buries the last of his dignity in the graveyard of his career.
Bad Candy (2020)
Not exactly diarrhea-causing material, but it’s still tad hard to go down.
Bite (2015)
Once again, the poster delivers more than the movie itself.
The Manson Brothers Midnight Zombie Massacre (2021)
Wrestlers versus zombies. It’s quite the show.
The Wrong Prince Charming (2021)
Boy, and I thought the “romance” selection of Netflix is atrocious. Here comes Lifetime to ask Netflix to hold its beer!
Psycho Intern (2021)
The title is the only thing this movie has going for it.
Await the Dawn (2020)
Oh my god, this terrible thing actually won 11 awards from somebody? Why?
