Snake Eyes: G.I. Joe Origins (2021)
It’s sad when the previous movie adaptations of this franchise fare so much better in comparison to this soulless bore of a flick.
Category:Film Reviews
Demonic (2021)
Neill Blomkamp’s triumphant return is a terrific sleeping aid. Even the jump scares fail to keep one awake.
The Superdeep (2020)
Body horror financed entirely in Russian currency, for better or worse. Mostly worse.
Itsy Bitsy (2019)
This is why you don’t buy spider eggs to show off in your house.
On the Rocks (2020)
Wealthy people have issues too, guys. Feel sorry for them, okay?
The Legacy (1978)
Crap movie, but oh my oh, that magical rear end on display. Now that’s what I call a legacy!
Spring (2014)
Ooh, another American going to Europe to find a hot local to shag. Oh, with some lame horror stuff thrown in.
Pickaxe (2014)
Yes, this one is as fun as the tool in the title hitting me between my eyes.
The Deep Ones (2020)
This embarrassing thing should have been buried deep under.
Intersect (2020)
I think they forgot this was supposed to be a horror film and did a boring Lifetime-tier soap opera instead.
