Malum (2023)
This movie is a remake of the director’s own movie, and he couldn’t even make it any more coherent?
Category:Film Reviews
The Black Demon (2023)
Don’t be fooled like I was by the poster: this is another movie about the evils of oil and what not.
Eli (2019)
Were not for the main cast, this one would have been a forgettable jump scare snooze festival.
John Wick: Chapter 4 (2023)
I never imagined I would say this, but John Wick is slowly outstaying his welcome.
Scream VI (2023)
Wait, didn’t I just sit through the same crap just a few months ago?
Werewolf Cabal (2022)
That this thing exists is proof that evil is real and alive in our world.
Simulant (2023)
This is a super slow Blade Runner-wannabe, so thank god for Robbie Amell’s dinner plate-sized nips.
Evil Dead Rise (2023)
It’s been 10 years since the last attempt to reboot this franchise, so they decide to try it again.
Vampire Virus (2020)
This is a CW drama hiding behind a misleadingly scary poster.
Ant-Man and the Wasp: Quantumania (2023)
LOL, here’s a great way to start the new phase of the MCU. Flop!