Eyes Wide Shut (1999)
Yawn, the eyes are indeed widely shut. All that nudity and still so much blah-dom? Sigh.
Category:Film Reviews
Chicken Rice War (2000)
Oh, cringe.
The Green Mile (1999)
How desperate is this thing for an Oscar?
Anna and the King (1999)
Aside from the novelty of seeing local actors in an international movie, this one is a bit of a snooze. Watchable, but not very exciting.
Sleepy Hollow (1999)
This one makes for a better photobook than a movie.
Three Kings (1999)
One of the best movies of the year, no question. Just fantastic.
The World Is Not Enough (1999)
Poor James Bond looks so lost and trapped here. Blink twice if you are in danger, honey-poo!
Three to Tango (1999)
Sorry, this isn’t a ménage story. It’s a wretched romantic comedy starring the hideous freak from Friends.
The Best Man (1999)
Arseholes, arseholes all over the place…
The Bachelor (1999)
Nearly everyone is so bland and blah in this thing.
