Jurassic Park III (2001)
It’s actually better than the previous movie, although that’s not saying much. It’s fun though, if you know what you are getting into.
It’s actually better than the previous movie, although that’s not saying much. It’s fun though, if you know what you are getting into.
Of course, the sequel just have to be putrid compared to the previous movie. Why am I even surprised?
Pierce Brosnan is so sexy and hot in this movie. I’m in love.
Ugh, why no homo? This one is reeking of homo!
Why watch this when you can watch the far more superior Clueless?
Ooh, it’s a bomb! Get it?
Angelina Jolie is the only reason to watch this average, middling movie. And yes, she’s wearing padding.
Some people shouldn’t be allowed to make movies. Ever.
This one is still pretty fun, in a low-brow stick your head down the toilet way.
Watch as a woman acts dumb and unprofessional because she just has to sleep with her colleagues.