The Shipping News (2001)
I just love the scenery, ooh!
I just love the scenery, ooh!
Everything about this movie is so, so, so on point that I can only shower it with love.
A guy can’t get off in 40 days or he will lose a bet. Oh, the horror.
Watch for the meager male flesh on display, try not to hemorrhage from everything else.
Nothing cold about this one. This fun prehistoric road trip is just too hot for words.
This is the Oscar bait movie that ends up going off the rails instead.
Who keeps giving Kevin Costner gigs? What assholes.
Does anyone actually expect this movie to be watchable?
Edward Burns needs to be stopped!
Respect fatties! As long as they look like Gwyneth Paltrow, of course.