Reign of Fire (2002)
It has dragons, Christian Bale, and… dragons! Ooh.
It has dragons, Christian Bale, and… dragons! Ooh.
There is so much corn here – and we’re not just talking about the things these people are growing in this movie.
Talk about a movie devoid of chemistry between the lead actors!
This is a terrific advertisement for a theme park, if I may say so.
Robert De Niro really needs the money, doesn’t he?
The, er, signs are there that M Night Shyamalan is fast fizzling out.
I guess Michelle Yeoh can’t afford to be choosy about her roles?
Sorry, this is not a pornographic film with Vin Diesel. It’s all cheese and still A-OK, though.
How could they do this to Phillip K Dick? Go ruin a Stephen King story instead!
How can a movie about killing Barney be this turgid?