
Below (2002)
In a submarine, how are you going to run from the ghosts?

In a submarine, how are you going to run from the ghosts?
This is such a bad movie that it ends up being quite endearing despite itself.
Nia Vardalos managed to turn a movie into a prop for her own self esteem issues. It’s almost impressive.
Stop putting that hideously unlikable Matthew Perry in movies, damn it!
This is what happens when the director tries too hard to win an award, and is rewarded for his pretentious pandering.
After all the hype, I am expecting more from this one. It’s okay, but I’m disappointed nonetheless.
Edward Burns continues to flail in his efforts to be Hollywood’s ultimate leading man.
Oh dear, this one just doesn’t come alive as much as I’d have liked.
What is it about woods in Southern redneck areas that attract dumb teens by the droves?
Baby’s first Fatal Attraction here is as dull as dishwater.