
Resident Evil: Apocalypse (2004)
Now we enter a more conventional cartoon zombie apocalypse movie.

Now we enter a more conventional cartoon zombie apocalypse movie.
All this much film just to tell me that some people are too dumb to handle open relationships? Sheesh.
The valiant cast tries to distract everyone from how the movie is simply a silly twaddle.
Once again, two rich white males want to demonstrate that they are the self-appointed best human beings on earth.
As it turns out, it’s easier that I thought, flunking what seems like a no-brainer fun crossover of two fun franchises.
Well, it is is a Disney movie, after all.
That cat is the scariest thing I’ve seen in a while.
Talk about a sexist, unenjoyable, awkward, cringe-inducing dud.
Just… just… no.
More explosions, more chases, more Matt Damon in tight shirts, so yes to all of these.