
Fantastic Four (2005)
Now this is a revelation: everything wrong with poor Dr Doom’s life is the fault of these meddling pipsqueaks.

Now this is a revelation: everything wrong with poor Dr Doom’s life is the fault of these meddling pipsqueaks.
How many ways can one cringe at this thing?
This fantastic reboot will help erase the ghastly memories of the previous Batman movie.
This is the movie that started the banging – ahem – but it doesn’t really rock the house much, all things considered.
This one wants to have its cake and eat it too, hence the romance sends a mixed message.
This one is such a trip alright – one that can cause concussions.
The whole crappiness of this trilogy is over. Let’s never speak of it again.
Lo and behold, this one is actually better than the previous movie!
Seems like there is still much life in the franchise.
Come celebrate stupidity as the way to be!