
The Girl Next Door (2004)
This one wants to have its cake and eat it too, hence the romance sends a mixed message.

This one wants to have its cake and eat it too, hence the romance sends a mixed message.
This one is such a trip alright – one that can cause concussions.
The whole crappiness of this trilogy is over. Let’s never speak of it again.
Lo and behold, this one is actually better than the previous movie!
Seems like there is still much life in the franchise.
Come celebrate stupidity as the way to be!
I bear a grudge against everyone in this movie for wasting my time and money.
Oh boy, it’s hard to say which one is dumber, this one or the French movie it is based upon.
Oh dear, Blade with a bunch of mini-Buffy posse? It won’t turn out well…
Take away the memes and the gross-out stuff, and there’s some good biting satire here and there.