The Amityville Horror (2005)
Watch this for Ryan Reynolds’s baring some rather nice amount of skin. Don’t watch it for anything else.
Category:Film Reviews
The Island (2005)
For a Michael Bay-directed movie, this one isn’t too bad.
War of the Worlds (2005)
Steven Spielberg has lost it completely.
Fantastic Four (2005)
Now this is a revelation: everything wrong with poor Dr Doom’s life is the fault of these meddling pipsqueaks.
Eating Out (2004)
How many ways can one cringe at this thing?
Batman Begins (2005)
This fantastic reboot will help erase the ghastly memories of the previous Batman movie.
Mr. & Mrs. Smith (2005)
This is the movie that started the banging – ahem – but it doesn’t really rock the house much, all things considered.
The Girl Next Door (2004)
This one wants to have its cake and eat it too, hence the romance sends a mixed message.
EuroTrip (2004)
This one is such a trip alright – one that can cause concussions.
Star Wars: Episode III – Revenge of the Sith (2005)
The whole crappiness of this trilogy is over. Let’s never speak of it again.
