
Evil Aliens (2005)
This is some really gloriously nasty stuff!

This is some really gloriously nasty stuff!
Not enough near-nudity or trashiness to be good. Pass.
Wait, there’s another one? Didn’t the previous one flop or something?
The book is better, as the movie takes a safe approach to be more palatable to straight people.
Unlike the previous two movies in the franchise, this one is just boring. Which, in many ways, makes it the worst entry in the series.
This one is pretty bad, but that’s bad in a not so terrible, but still entertaining way.
The movie’s revelation of the monster is pure LOL.
When the French folks decide to do sexy and drama well, they can really pull things off very nicely. Yes, pun intended.
What a bunch of mostly hateful turds. Do we have to let them come back down from that cabin?
Who will win in a cage fight: Selene or Alice? My bet is on Alice; Selene is a bit on the useless side.