Trespassers (2006)
You will want to eat some brains yourself to restock your dead brain cells after watching this pile of crap.
Category:Film Reviews
Sherlock Holmes (2009)
Oh my goodness, the homoerotic sexual tension! I like, I like!
The Storm Warriors (2009)
Pretty boys brooding at one another for what seems like an eternity. Strictly for fangirls.
The Twilight Saga: New Moon (2009)
The only reason to watch this is shirtless Taylor Lautner. Those abs alone give ten points to Team Jacob.
2012 (2009)
This natural disaster movie is indeed a disaster.
Rainbow Eyes (2007)
This one is more about pretty people posturing a lot, but it’s strangely watchable.
Apartment Zero (1998)
Well, Colin Firth playing a repressed gay man is far more interesting than his usual typecast roles. Why doesn’t he do more of this?
Mutant Chronicles (2008)
This one could have been great, but it ends up a mess instead.
The Final Destination (2009)
We are officially in direct-to-video hell territory now. Death has won.
Pandorum (2009)
This one would have been an excellent space horror flick if the people behind it didn’t get too ambitious.
