The Prodigy (2019)
This Canadian production ends up being a two-bit The Omen wannabe. Oh, Canada.
Category:Genre: Horror & Monster
Velvet Buzzsaw (2019)
The art scene is a pretentious carnival of suck, so let’s liven it up with some paranormal homicide.
Plague (2015)
Australians apparently lose their minds during a zombie apocalypse, inflicting great pain on the audience in the process.
Happy Death Day 2U (2019)
It should be illegal to have a rehashed sequel released so close to the previous movie.
Apostle (2018)
This would have been so good if they had cast a different bloke to play that tortured leading male character.
Annihilation (2018)
Look, people, it’s ladies-doing-Aliens, so it must be woke, girl power, smash toxic white masculinity, et cetera, and hence good. Right? Well…
The Titan (2018)
Casting Sam Worthington in the role of a human being is the biggest mistake this movie could have ever made.
The Asylum (2015)
Dumb kids throw a party at a site of some dire atrocities, and summon a demon into a kid’s body. You will never guess what happens next.
Scream 4 (2011)
Wes Craven’s final film is this. This. No wonder the world is effed up.
Escape Room (2019)
People in a trap-filled building. Yes, another one of those movies.
