The Babysitter (2017)
Surely, having Samara Weaving as one’s babysitter should be more enjoyable than this.

Surely, having Samara Weaving as one’s babysitter should be more enjoyable than this.

Well, it won’t be as meme-able as “NOT THE BEES!!!” but this isn’t necessarily a bad thing.

They can’t even spell “vomit” right for the title, these idiots.

This flick turns out to be a big eff you to BBC, CNN, etc… only it’s a decade too late.

How a whiny man-child decides that life sucks and a great evil should destroy everything.

This one is made from something rejected even by the cheese balls that made those dumb The Conjuring films, right?

While it doesn’t completely sink, it doesn’t quite float to the top either.

Smash the patriarchy! Burn the house down! Oh, and give these people your money too.

Everything you hear about degenerate furries is true…

All that build-up, all that tension… only to end up being a piffle.
