Dracula 3D (2012)
This is one of Rutger Hauer’s last legacies to us? Oh, the shame of it all.
Category:Genre: Horror & Monster
The Mortuary Collection (2019)
Oh nice, it’s been awhile since I watched a solid horror anthology movie.
Aterrados (2017)
Even Argentina can’t escape the threat of jump scares and slow camera pans in the dark.
Snatchers (2019)
Losing one’s virginity and ending up pregnant with murderous bug aliens. Talk about horrible first times.
Polaroid (2019)
Shadows! Jump scares! Boo! Jump scares! Shadows! Zzzzzz…
Two Heads Creek (2019)
This is a textbook example of how not to do political satire and horror comedy.
Cute Little Buggers (2017)
Intriguing title aside, this one is such a dreary and unfunny movie.
Antebellum (2020)
Think of it simply as a big, dumb movie and nobody will be disappointed.
Ghosts of War (2020)
File this under: “At least it tries to be different, I guess.”
Bloodline (2018)
Yeah, yeah, another homicidal counselor. It’s rarer to find one that isn’t crazy in some way.
