Castle Freak (2020)
Even Yog-Sothoth can’t overcome the overpowering sense of ennui that grips the audience.
Category:Genre: Horror & Monster
Scream Test (2020)
The best explanation is that the director-cum-screenwriter blackmailed the cast and the crew to be in this thing.
Willy’s Wonderland (2021)
I was looking forward to this one so, so watch. Naturally, it turns out to be a huge disappointment. Sigh.
Z (2019)
Jump scare! Darkly lit scenes! Creepy kids! More jump scares!
PG: Psycho Goreman (2020)
It’s tough when the worst genocidal maniac in the universe falls under the command of a mean little bully.
Doom: Annihilation (2019)
There’s nothing wrong with being cheap-ish when it comes to horror flicks. It’s wrong, however, to be boring.
The Carpenter (1988)
A movie with a homicidal ghostly carpenter? Sure, it’s absurd, but dang it, it nails a lot of things right too.
Hoax (2019)
There is a homicidal Bigfoot here, but the real killer is the stinging boredom from sitting through this thing.
The Ninth Passenger (2018)
I’d rather be on the Titanic.
Dracula 3D (2012)
This is one of Rutger Hauer’s last legacies to us? Oh, the shame of it all.
