Fantasy Island (2020)
This is one island people go to feel cheated out of their time and money.
This is one island people go to feel cheated out of their time and money.
Talk about an unnecessary and uninteresting sequel that nobody asks for.
Surely, having Samara Weaving as one’s babysitter should be more enjoyable than this.
Well, it won’t be as meme-able as “NOT THE BEES!!!” but this isn’t necessarily a bad thing.
They can’t even spell “vomit” right for the title, these idiots.
This flick turns out to be a big eff you to BBC, CNN, etc… only it’s a decade too late.
How a whiny man-child decides that life sucks and a great evil should destroy everything.
This one is made from something rejected even by the cheese balls that made those dumb The Conjuring films, right?
While it doesn’t completely sink, it doesn’t quite float to the top either.
Smash the patriarchy! Burn the house down! Oh, and give these people your money too.