Come to Daddy (2019)
No, this is not a sleazy sex romp. Sorry, folks with a fetish for hobbits.

No, this is not a sleazy sex romp. Sorry, folks with a fetish for hobbits.

The pretty boy lead actor has all the emotional range of a toadstool.

Things only look good when the lead actor takes off his shirt. Everything else is a dud.

All the scruffiest, sleaziest male eye candies are gathered in a single film for me to enjoy. Bless.

Old Man Will and the Fresh Prince of Bel-Air square off in this snooze fest.

It’s a mystery that isn’t much of one.

Outrage-baiting US media can eat a male reproductive organ; this movie is a glorious work of art.

This is a love letter to Margot Robbie, and not much else.

Don’t be fooled by the poster – this movie is a sleeping pill from start to finish.

Yawn. I’ve seen this movie a few times already.
