Triple Crossed (2013)
Yeah, this is a pretty bad movie, but naked men. Hot naked men.
Yeah, this is a pretty bad movie, but naked men. Hot naked men.
I like Chris Hemsworth when he’s being banged up bloody and riddled with bullets. Sexy!
This one tries so hard to be like those old giallo movies, it forgets to be itself.
The 1980s investigative TV show drama vibes are strong in this one.
No, this is not a sleazy sex romp. Sorry, folks with a fetish for hobbits.
The pretty boy lead actor has all the emotional range of a toadstool.
Things only look good when the lead actor takes off his shirt. Everything else is a dud.
All the scruffiest, sleaziest male eye candies are gathered in a single film for me to enjoy. Bless.
Old Man Will and the Fresh Prince of Bel-Air square off in this snooze fest.
It’s a mystery that isn’t much of one.