
Hypnotic (2021)
Maybe hypnosis can make me believe that this is an awesome film.

Maybe hypnosis can make me believe that this is an awesome film.
Nicolas Cage! Dangerous animals and men with guns!
Good lord, what a mess of a movie. Good lord, naked Hideaki Itō.
Could the cause of death be boredom, by any chance?
Oh, Bruce, that hot crazy psycho boyfriend. He deserves better than this.
Girl, is it really that much of a hardship to date a cannibal that looks like Sebastian Stan?
I don’t know why people say this movie makes right-leaning American folks look bad. It’s the complete opposite!
Not even guys running around in tiny underwear can hide how the show runs out of ideas 30 minutes in.
You get a gimmick! You get a twist! YOU GET A GIMMICK! AND A TWIST!
Is that the temperature of my brain as I watch this thing?