The One (2001)
Jet Li versus Jet Li, anyone?

Jet Li versus Jet Li, anyone?

Inept direction and a wooden lead actor make this adaptation far from magical.

Jet Li continues to embarrass himself in Hollywood, and my heart is breaking.

This is a crappy Final Fantasy movie, but on its own merits, it’s actually alright.

Did anyone ask for this crappy remake? Or is this another excuse for Tim Burton to give Helena Bonham Carter another paycheck?

Oh god, just kill me already.

This movie is offensive to four-legged animals and to intelligent humans everywhere!

The French wants in on the whole kung fu bandwagon too.

This one is far more beautiful than anything else. The story is quite meh, actually.

Angelina Jolie is the only reason to watch this average, middling movie. And yes, she’s wearing padding.
