Atlantis: The Lost Empire (2001)
This one is far more beautiful than anything else. The story is quite meh, actually.
Category:Genre: Action & Adventure
Lara Croft: Tomb Raider (2001)
Angelina Jolie is the only reason to watch this average, middling movie. And yes, she’s wearing padding.
Evolution (2001)
This one is a cheesy mess that still manages to miss the right spots.
A Knight’s Tale (2001)
No amount of deliberately anachronistic hipness can mask the stale and tired story.
The Mummy Returns (2001)
The first move is better. A shocker, I know.
Driven (2001)
The hilarious homoerotic subtext is the only reason to see this hammy cringefest.
Crocodile Dundee in Los Angeles (2001)
The people behind this movie may as well re-titled the movie as “We need your money desperately, we really do!”
Spy Kids (2001)
Robert Rodriguez directing a kiddie movie? Are pigs flying now?
The Fast and the Furious (2001)
Hot guys, hot babes, fast cars, lots of action. Really, what can get better than this?
Exit Wounds (2001)
Of all the people they can stick to an action flick… Steven Seagal? Honestly?