Finding Nemo (2003)
Why are people raving over this thing again? The fish, especially that Dory thing, are so annoying.

Why are people raving over this thing again? The fish, especially that Dory thing, are so annoying.

This is unexpectedly hammier, campier, and better than the first one.

Forget the third degree murder committed by this thing on science. This movie is a bore at its core.

Okay, so it is a Frankie Muniz vehicle, but it’s actually quite watchable.

The magic is gone, and things just feel stale and pretentious.

Ugh, what a mess this turns out to be. Hugh Jackman is fine, though!

Ugh. Chow Yun-Fat and me are so over. Over!

Vin Diesel without Paul Walker isn’t just the same, alas. This one is a soulless action flick.

The boys up the bromance to compensate for the missing Vin Diesel. I heartily approve.
