The Dark Knight (2008)
Oh, bravo! Bravo! Standing ovation, darling!
Category:Genre: Action & Adventure
Hellboy II: The Golden Army (2008)
This is a far bigger movie than the previous one, but I quite miss the smallness of that other movie. This one feels a little… hollow.
Iron Man (2008)
Good execution, and Robert Downey Jr works his role very well. But this flick is shoddy for the most part, unfortunately.
Beowulf (2007)
My, my, that artificial hot body really took the years off Ray Winstone!
Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix (2007)
Well, this one is almost good, but Daniel Radcliffe will always be what he is, sigh.
300 (2006)
Jesus, it’s like someone made a war movie out of an army of Ken dolls.
Underworld: Evolution (2006)
Who will win in a cage fight: Selene or Alice? My bet is on Alice; Selene is a bit on the useless side.
Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire (2005)
Harry Potter is up against the Gobshite of Dire, er, Goblet of Fire in another dud in the series.
The Island (2005)
For a Michael Bay-directed movie, this one isn’t too bad.
War of the Worlds (2005)
Steven Spielberg has lost it completely.