Prince of Persia: The Sands of Time (2010)
This one is actually a blast to watch. How unexpected!
Category:Genre: Action & Adventure
Iron Man 2 (2010)
Right on schedule, it’s time for the hero to whine like a big baby to fill up the “plot”.
Clash of the Titans (2010)
This is fun – the hero is an idiot responsible for the deaths of so many people.
Ninja (2009)
Ooh, an old-school beat-em-up movie straight out of the 1980s. Cool.
Percy Jackson & the Olympians: The Lightning Thief (2010)
Ugh, this is so stupid but ssh, don’t tell anyone it’s not too bad either.
Legion (2010)
We have a cool guy trying very hard to save a bunch of idiots. How sad.
Avatar (2009)
Talk about a bloated, overrated turd. I suppose the scenery is nice, but don’t we have documentaries for that kind of thing?
Ninja Assassin (2009)
This one is more try-hard than cool, so it won’t be slaying anyone anytime soon.
Sherlock Holmes (2009)
Oh my goodness, the homoerotic sexual tension! I like, I like!
The Storm Warriors (2009)
Pretty boys brooding at one another for what seems like an eternity. Strictly for fangirls.
