Assassination Games (2011)
While not bad, this isn’t good either. It’s the epitome of just okay.

While not bad, this isn’t good either. It’s the epitome of just okay.

The sequel is – wait for it – not as good as the original. Color me astounded.

This is so embarrassing for Vin Diesel.

This is Star Trek on steroids. I can hear the fans of the older shows baying for blood…

Don’t laugh, but compared to the drek that came before it, this one is actually a blast to watch.

Fight, fight, fiiiiiiight!

Alright, who are the morons that asked for this thing to be made? WHO?

Yes, we’re beating a dead horse here, but ooh, the feels and the chemistry.

Ooh, a no-nonsense throwdown gunfight movie! Only, it could be better.

Maybe it’s the lowered expectations, but this one is a pretty pleasant kind of fun.
