Shazam! (2019)
Always bet on the real deal; the original Captain Marvel is so much better than the recent Disney version.
Always bet on the real deal; the original Captain Marvel is so much better than the recent Disney version.
Asian martial arts versus the world. Sure, the story is crap, but who really watches this thing for the story?
Marvel’s very own Superman is here. Thanos isn’t the only deus ex machina in this universe!
Oh, Pedro Pascal isn’t playing a bad guy for once. Am I allowed to say that he’s so beautiful in such a role? Sigh.
I am not sure about the story, but oh my, so much pretty to look at. So much pretty… God, I need the NC-17 fanfiction now.
Oh look, what a cute doggie! How can I resist… oh wait, this movie isn’t that irresistible.
This is an exhilarating kind of mediocrity, with all the thrills that one will live for during the moment and eventually forget.
Here’s another predictable kiddie movie to make fat and unpopular kids feel good, if only for a moment, about their lives.
Wonder how Cthulhu feels about being a loyal sidekick of an emo brat.
For a course correction, this one isn’t bad. Which means, in this case, it’s pretty average.