Children of the Night (2023)
A vampire tale with more bite than budget.
A vampire tale with more bite than budget.
A more appropriate title for this movie is Stupid Humans.
Fog, gore, and a whole lot of what the heck.
This movie does one thing right: getting the hot guy out of his shirt as often as possible.
A bloody misstep or a gory love letter?
A train wreck, and not in a fun way.
A movie where boyband members past their prime go to die.
4 out of 5 Killbots, with a bonus point for gratuitous thirst trap shirtlessness.
A slimy, tentacle-filled anthology of body horror and bad decisions.
A movie that plays you right in the soul.