No, this is not a sleazy sex romp. Sorry, folks with a fetish for hobbits.
Vin Diesel tries to kickstart another franchise that doesn’t have fast cars, and fails yet again to impress.
I’m not expecting superheroes to be PhD holders or strategic geniuses, but oh my goodness, these ones are dumb.
Spider-Man and Star-Lord go on an adventure with the lower half of a dead man’s body. Really.
It’s the showdown everyone has been waiting for: Debbie Gibson versus Tiffany! Too bad the movie is turd.