Oh, for a great Lovecraft-ian movie, instead of just one more average addition to the pile.
Sexy Dagon-things? This is one color out of space I won’t mind getting daubed in.
The gore is pretty good, but so much of everything else is a bore.
There are too many boring, bland human beings spoiling an otherwise decent monster-on-monster WWE extravaganza.
Sia thought she would be given a Nobel prize for saving autistic people with this movie, only to throw a fit when people tell her how bad it is.