Why on earth did they force this one to become a horror movie again?
Watch for the music. If you were expecting any new insight into Elton John’s life… well, that’s why they call it the blues.
Believe it or not, this isn’t a pornographic film.
A few people will be firing their agents soon, I bet, because this Artemis is foul.
House that dribbles semen 1, idiot man 0.