A Bite to Remember by Lynsay Sands
Oh dear. are things running dry in Vampire Land?
Oh dear. are things running dry in Vampire Land?
Fabio dons a viking costume and teaches the art of civilization to smelly dumb people. All hail the great loverboy!
This is like a disjointed synopsis of a Laurell K Hamilton story.
Loki is so underwhelming here, sigh.
Maybe the author should stick to Earth for her stories…
What the fate is this crap?!!
Well, the drinks are fine, but happy… maybe not entirely.
The world in the future is a giant shopping mall. That doesn’t seem so bad, right?
The title is prophetic indeed.
Beware! The heroine’s womanly bits kill the men she boinks!